OK, So every so often we have a “Caption This!” post. Usually these are epic failures in the contributions we receive, but we hope they are still funny as hell to read with the stuff we come up with, at the very least.
Basically the idea is we throw up a picture, and you come up with some captions for it, or do something funny with the picture. Example, with the picture above.. give Renney and Tambellini some lines (i.e. what are they saying?), or draw something funny on the picture and repost it.
Here’s a few captions to help get things rolling.. feel free to contribute in the comments if you like:
Renney thinks: “Hmmm…. how DO they get the caramel in the Caramilk bar?”
Tambellini: “And this new arena is going to be world class… blah blah blah… rebuilding for 17 years.. blah blah blah… going to have to be patient… blah blah”
Renney thinks: “God, I fucking love the A-team.”
Tambellini: “Blah blah blah… we’re happy to have Hemsky here. Blah blah blah blah.. great mentor for the young kids. Blah blah blah.. Smytty’s hair.. blah blah.”
Renney thinks: “What the hell smells like citrus..”
Tambellini: “It’s not just a simple thing of going out and acquiring a top level d-man, and you become a winner.. or getting a good goalie and you become a winner..”
Renney thinks: “God, I have to shit so bad right now”
Tambellini: … and then I said, make sure you give Nikolai $3.6M over 4 years. Brilliant foresight! He’s been our MVP ever since.
Renney: Hmm.. and they want to see ME get fired?
Tambellini: “Blah blah blah… and then I looked deep into Steve Yzerman’s gorgeous eyes…. blah blah blah… told me about a defenseman playing in Uzbekistan… blah blah”
Renney thinks: “Hmmm… who hired this guy?”
Tambellini: *Random mutterings about an eternal rebuild*
Renney thinks: “Hmm… I wonder if the concession stand is still open.”
Tambellini: “And that’s why I think we don’t need to make any changes at this point. We’re just going to evaluate what we have some more.”
Renney thinks: “Hmm… maybe being fired isn’t such a bad thing after all.”
Scroll down through the comments for more, and feel free to add some…