Caption This! Steve Tambellini and Tom Renney

By , March 21, 2012 9:32 am
Renney thinks:sigh...i gotta back up whatever this asshat says...

Renney: "sigh...i gotta back up whatever this asshat says..."

OK, So every so often we have a “Caption This!” post. Usually these are epic failures in the contributions we receive, but we hope they are still funny as hell to read with the stuff we come up with, at the very least.

Basically the idea is we throw up a picture, and you come up with some captions for it, or do something funny with the picture. Example, with the picture above.. give Renney and Tambellini some lines (i.e. what are they saying?), or draw something funny on the picture and repost it.

Here’s a few captions to help get things rolling.. feel free to contribute in the comments if you like:

Renney thinks: “Hmmm…. how DO they get the caramel in the Caramilk bar?”

Tambellini: “And this new arena is going to be world class… blah blah blah… rebuilding for 17 years.. blah blah blah… going to have to be patient… blah blah”
Renney thinks: “God, I fucking love the A-team.”

Tambellini: “Blah blah blah… we’re happy to have Hemsky here. Blah blah blah blah.. great mentor for the young kids. Blah blah blah.. Smytty’s hair.. blah blah.”
Renney thinks: “What the hell smells like citrus..”

Tambellini: “It’s not just a simple thing of going out and acquiring a top level d-man, and you become a winner.. or getting a good goalie and you become a winner..”
Renney thinks: “God, I have to shit so bad right now”

Tambellini: … and then I said, make sure you give Nikolai $3.6M over 4 years. Brilliant foresight! He’s been our MVP ever since.
Renney: Hmm.. and they want to see ME get fired?

Tambellini: “Blah blah blah… and then I looked deep into Steve Yzerman’s gorgeous eyes…. blah blah blah… told me about a defenseman playing in Uzbekistan… blah blah”
Renney thinks: “Hmmm… who hired this guy?”

Tambellini: *Random mutterings about an eternal rebuild*
Renney thinks: “Hmm… I wonder if the concession stand is still open.”

Tambellini: “And that’s why I think we don’t need to make any changes at this point. We’re just going to evaluate what we have some more.”
Renney thinks: “Hmm… maybe being fired isn’t such a bad thing after all.”

Scroll down through the comments for more, and feel free to add some…

16 Responses to “Caption This! Steve Tambellini and Tom Renney”

  1. Steve-O says:

    tambellini saying “I felt I gave the coaching staff the best team possible”

  2. Racki says:

    Tambellini: “Well Dan, we have a good thing in the works here.. it might take several years to get there, but patience will pay off.”

    Renney thinks: “I wonder if he realizes that the media actually haven’t showed up yet.”

  3. Racki says:

    Tambellini: “Interesting point, Mr. Stauffer, but really, we’ve come a long way since I first took on a management role.”

    Renney thinks: “Is he aware that we’re by ourselves and he’s talking to a coat rack right now?”

  4. Racki says:

    Tambellini: *random mutterings about Cam Barker*
    Renney thinks: “Is he aware that we’re by ourselves and he’s talking to the Gretzky statue?”


    Tambellini: *random mutterings about something Steve Yzerman recommended*
    Renney thinks: “Is he aware that we’re by ourselves and he’s talking to the guy that plays drums on the pails out by the LRT entrance?”


    Renney thinks: “Hmmmm… he lost me after ‘we are pretty satisfied with the team we have now’ “

  5. Racki says:

    Tambellini: “Yeah. I hope you boys have learned as much from me this year as I’ve learned from you. You’ve taught this city how to trust the soul of a man rather than the look of him. And I guess it’s about time I joined the club.”

    Renney thinks: “Did he just quote Remember the Titans?”


    Tambellini: “Look, I’ve got twenty-six guys trying to make this team; Jim, only twenty are going to Lake Placid, so I have to know now how committed you are to being here, because if you’re not, you’re just wasting our time. ”

    Renney: “Did he just quote Miracle?”


    Tambellini: “Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country’s refusal to accept him, well, I guess that’s more than most 21-year-olds can handle… Ogie Ogilthorpe!”

    Renney thinks: “Did he just quote Slap Shot?”


    Tambellini: “If I may say so, sir, I noticed earlier the hyperdrive motivator has been damaged. It’s impossible to go to lightspeed.”

    Renney: “*Sigggggh*”

  6. G&S says:

    Tambellini: “I can assure you that we have never implemented a bounty system that rewards our players for injuring other teams players.”

    Renney: “Getting suspended for a whole year might not be such a bad thing. I’m in the wrong sport”

  7. Racki says:

    Renney thinks: “I wonder what the heck is the difference between a Man O’ War and a Jelly Fish…”

    10 minutes later…

    Renney thinks: “I wonder who would win a fight between a Man O’ War and a Jellyfish…”

    1 minute later…
    Renney thinks: “I wonder who would win a fight between Steve Irwin and a Man O’ War…”

  8. NorwegianOiler says:

    Tambellini: Am I going to continue to ask myself rhetorical yes/no questions?
    Renney: Yes.

  9. Racki says:

    Renney: “Maybe if I squint real hard, he’ll turn into Scotty Bowman.”

  10. zackman35 says:

    ST: So I was trying to decide what hand was bigger this morning, when I hold them up like this. It’s going to take a while to assess this.

    Here’s a good pic for next time!

  11. Racki says:

    Hahha I love that. And thanks for the caption pic! I generally only ever think about putting something up when some ridiculous pic comes along.

  12. chucker says:

    Tambo: “Deeeeerrrrrrrrrrp.”
    Renney: “I agree.”

  13. chucker says:

    Tambo: ” So what I am saying is I like my watermelons this size.”
    Renney: Thinking; “I bet I can make a face like those guys on Swamp People.”

  14. gr8one says:

    Tambo: “So I cup Katz’ balls sorta like this…”

    Renney: “ahhh, THAT’S how he still has his job….NOW it all makes sense!”

  15. gr8one says:

    Tambo: “while assessing moves I like to twiddle my thumbs kinda like this…oh shit, I think Lowe is watching, look busy!”

    Renney: “yup, looks about right to me”

  16. UnrefinedCrude says:

    hmm, tried to post a picture, failed hard :(

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