Late again, but work has been pretty busy this week.

Some housekeeping. Inmotion hosting sucks balls. As you all know from this past weekend. So Racki went and found a new host. This new place costs money. More money. While we were willing to eat $100ish per year, the new $600 price tag isn’t something that I want to do. So you’ll probably be seeing advertising to cover some of those costs.

Also, you should see the second quarter review soon. I’m currently not happy with the team, so that should be fun.

The Oilers are a terrible team. Since Renney mentioned that the team had a chance to make the playoffs the team has only won twice.  I fucking hate tanking too. I just can’t get excited for losing.

Hemsky’s hurt. Whitney out for season. Horcoff and Eberle are still hurt. Khabibulin still sucks. Tambellini still needs to assess the bottom 6 forwards.

Sigh. Anyways I’ll move on to stuff that doesn’t make me want to choke out Tambellini.

Looks like a possible jersey change for the Oilers next year. Found link on Puck Daddy.

Also looks like the Oilers may start next season in europe. This didn’t matter to me in the slightest until I remembered that I may be in the area for one of these. Then I got kinda happy.

Also, Hemsky, Eberle and Hall all got selected to the all-star game. Hemsky for the actual game, and Eberle and Hall for the skills competition (as rookies). Omark was also selected for the AHL all-star game.

In other league news…well I don’t really recall anything interesting that has happened. But the HBO 24/7 has finished up and if you haven’t seen it then I really really recommend that you do. Great television.

Anyways, on to the standings:

Conference

East			West
Team	GP	Pts	Team	GP	Pts
Philadelphia	46	65	Vancouver	46	65
Boston	46	59	Detroit	46	62
Tampa Bay	47	59	Dallas	46	61
Pittsburgh	47	62	Nashville	46	56
Washington	47	58	Anaheim	49	56
Montreal	47	56	Phoenix	47	55
NY Rangers	47	55	Colorado	46	54
Atlanta	48	53	Chicago	47	54
Carolina	46	50	Minnesota	46	51
Florida	44	45	San Jose	47	51
Buffalo	45	45	St Louis	45	50
Toronto	44	41	Los Angeles	46	49
Ottawa	47	41	Columbus	46	47
NY Islanders	44	35	Calgary	46	46
New Jersey	45	29	Edmonton	45	35

League

NHL Overall
Team	GP	Pts
Philadelphia	46	65
Vancouver	46	65
Detroit	46	62
Pittsburgh	47	62
Dallas	46	61
Boston	46	59
Tampa Bay	47	59
Washington	47	58
Nashville	46	56
Montreal	47	56
Anaheim	49	56
NY Rangers	47	55
Phoenix	47	55
Colorado	46	54
Chicago	47	54
Atlanta	48	53
Minnesota	46	51
San Jose	47	51
St Louis	45	50
Carolina	46	50
Los Angeles	46	49
Columbus	46	47
Calgary	46	46
Florida	44	45
Buffalo	45	45
Toronto	44	41
Ottawa	47	41
NY Islanders	44	35
Edmonton	45	35
New Jersey	45	29

OKC Barons

The Barons currently sit 8th in the conference, only 1 point up on 9th but with 2 games in hand. Giroux is second in league scoring with 48 points in 44 games. Brad Moran is sitting 12th with 37 in 44 games. Reddox is third on the team in scoring with 33 in 37 games, and Omark is still at 31 in 28 games. Gerber is sitting at a .916 sv% and 2.58 GAA, while JDD is a .893 sv% and 3.12 GAA.

Oil Kings

Something that I’ve wanted to do for a while is include some Oil Kings stuff here. Will be much like the Barons update.
The Oil Kings currently sit in 7th in the conference. Michael St. Croix sits 18th in the league in scoring with 52 points in 43 games. Dylan Wruck and Jordan Hickmott are second and third in team scoring respectively with 50 and 44 points. Oilers prospect Abney only has 9 points in 34 games, and only 43 pims (team leader has 88).

Pools

Foiled Again

Rank	Team Name	Record
1	Team Haboiler	110-59-13
2	d0nkey.punch(gr8one)	96-66-20
3	The Burninators	96-69-17
4	Layin Pipe	93-68-21
5	chuckers puckers	92-72-18
6	mrgod2u	93-76-13
7	Majestyk	89-73-20
8	Johnny Odangles	82-70-30
9	Rampage (zackman35)	82-76-24
10	Racki’s Rumblers	82-81-19
11	RumRunners	73-91-18
12	DirtySexyMoney	72-96-14
13	Boston’s Boys	41-119-22
14	Oilers Jambalaya	36-121-25

Foiled Again Too

Rank	Team Name	Record
1	Racki’s Champions	100-64-18
2	HabOilersx2	98-69-15
3	Layin Pipe	83-80-19
4	mrs.gr80ne	83-81-18
5	SamusBrattus	83-83-16
6	YDNAR	81-85-16
7	awesomeness	77-85-20
8	dawgtoy	76-93-13
9	Metal Mulisha	70-87-25
10	d0nkey.punch(gr8one)	70-94-18

10 Responses to “Monday Morning Standings”

1. Racki says:

   January 19, 2011 at 12:22 pm  Racki(Quote)

   I was looking forward to this MMS because there should have been a write-up stating my triumphant climb from the basement of FOILED AGAIN TOO, to the penthouse of spot #1. But alas.. nothing. Oh well, here it is. Consider this me bragging, and likely jinxing myself!

   On the note of advertising… I’ve been checking our server stats (I now have the power to do so.. mu-ha-ha). I wouldn’t say “InMotion sucks balls”. They were right. I’m not happy with how they dealt with it, but the site was too hard on a shared hosting platform and would have lagged other websites on that shared server. We definitely needed an upgrade. I’m not even 100% sure that even on this new platform we still wouldn’t need an upgrade…

   So if we start doing ads, and we generate some good cash, that money will be going towards better servers.

   Don’t worry though, if we do advertise, we’ll make sure that it’s nothing too bad. Probably just porn ads and dong enlargement ads that take up your entire screen and don’t allow you to close them.
2. NorwegianOiler says:

   January 19, 2011 at 12:50 pm  NorwegianOiler(Quote)

   Dong enlargement AND pictures like that one? Overkill.

   I was hoping the jersey change would mean going away from the retro…but alas, more retro. Fashion, regressive stuff. I hear Baroque is coming back soon.

   Sad state for Deslauriers, whose stats appear to mimic Khabibulin’s…
3. chucker says:

   January 19, 2011 at 12:54 pm  chucker(Quote)

   No ads for the ladies?

   As for the pool, I wish my guys would start scoring again. Every single guy is in a slump.
4. Scarriere says:

   January 19, 2011 at 1:10 pm  Scarriere(Quote)

   That was fricken funny! I also appreciate the candor on the update.
   You guys rock!
5. chucker says:

   January 19, 2011 at 2:05 pm  chucker(Quote)

   So how does that dong enlargement work? A…friend of mine wants to know.
6. Steve-O says:

   January 19, 2011 at 2:20 pm  Steve-O(Quote)

   Ah ha ha ha ha

   Sound is a must…and flash.
7. Oiler420 says:

   January 19, 2011 at 2:36 pm  Oiler420(Quote)

   That blonde german beer girl is smokin’! No need for dong enlargement.
   Too bad last nights game was shieza!
8. Oilwatcher says:

   January 19, 2011 at 5:22 pm  Oilwatcher(Quote)

   You should watch kids Adrian Van de Mosselaer with the Edmonton Oil Kings. He is thde team leader with 88 PIMS. He is one tough SOB. In the last 3 games he has sidelined the captains of the Wheat Kings and the Warriors, and last night the assistant Captain of the Ice, all with hard hits. This follows a suspention just beforte Christmas (for hitting too hard). go on youtube and search mosselaer. you will se the hits
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xnEaMOq2Us
   here is one
9. Steve-O says:

   January 19, 2011 at 5:35 pm  Steve-O(Quote)

   Yeah, I remember seeing him play earlier in the year. I don’t get out to watch as many Oil Kings games as I would like but I might soon just based on the general crappiness of the Oilers.

   Anywhere you can find out if that kid is drafted? Hockey DB and the WHL site have nothing.
10. Racki says:

    January 19, 2011 at 5:55 pm  Racki(Quote)

    If Hockey DB doesn’t have a draft line for him then that means he wasn’t drafted. He may have been signed as a free agent though, but I’m going to assume that hasn’t happened either. But definitely undrafted.