Monday Morning Standings

By , January 19, 2011 11:52 am

I needed something to cheer me up after that shit show last night.


Late again, but work has been pretty busy this week.

Some housekeeping. Inmotion hosting sucks balls. As you all know from this past weekend. So Racki went and found a new host. This new place costs money. More money. While we were willing to eat $100ish per year, the new $600 price tag isn’t something that I want to do. So you’ll probably be seeing advertising to cover some of those costs.

Also, you should see the second quarter review soon. I’m currently not happy with the team, so that should be fun.

The Oilers are a terrible team. Since Renney mentioned that the team had a chance to make the playoffs the team has only won twice.  I fucking hate tanking too. I just can’t get excited for losing.

Hemsky’s hurt. Whitney out for season. Horcoff and Eberle are still hurt. Khabibulin still sucks. Tambellini still needs to assess the bottom 6 forwards.

Sigh. Anyways I’ll move on to stuff that doesn’t make me want to choke out Tambellini.

Looks like a possible jersey change for the Oilers next year. Found link on Puck Daddy.

Also looks like the Oilers may start next season in europe. This didn’t matter to me in the slightest until I remembered that I may be in the area for one of these. Then I got kinda happy.

Also, Hemsky, Eberle and Hall all got selected to the all-star game. Hemsky for the actual game, and Eberle and Hall for the skills competition (as rookies). Omark was also selected for the AHL all-star game.

In other league news…well I don’t really recall anything interesting that has happened. But the HBO 24/7 has finished up and if you haven’t seen it then I really really recommend that you do. Great television.

Anyways, on to the standings:

Conference

East West
Team GP Pts Team GP Pts
Philadelphia
46 65
Vancouver
46 65
Boston
46 59
Detroit
46 62
Tampa Bay
47 59
Dallas
46 61
Pittsburgh
47 62
Nashville
46 56
Washington
47 58
Anaheim
49 56
Montreal
47 56
Phoenix
47 55
NY Rangers
47 55
Colorado
46 54
Atlanta
48 53
Chicago
47 54
Carolina
46 50
Minnesota
46 51
Florida
44 45
San Jose
47 51
Buffalo
45 45
St Louis
45 50
Toronto
44 41
Los Angeles
46 49
Ottawa
47 41
Columbus
46 47
NY Islanders
44 35
Calgary
46 46
New Jersey
45 29
Edmonton
45 35

League

NHL Overall
Team GP Pts
Philadelphia
46 65
Vancouver
46 65
Detroit
46 62
Pittsburgh
47 62
Dallas
46 61
Boston
46 59
Tampa Bay
47 59
Washington
47 58
Nashville
46 56
Montreal
47 56
Anaheim
49 56
NY Rangers
47 55
Phoenix
47 55
Colorado
46 54
Chicago
47 54
Atlanta
48 53
Minnesota
46 51
San Jose
47 51
St Louis
45 50
Carolina
46 50
Los Angeles
46 49
Columbus
46 47
Calgary
46 46
Florida
44 45
Buffalo
45 45
Toronto
44 41
Ottawa
47 41
NY Islanders
44 35
Edmonton
45 35
New Jersey
45 29

OKC Barons

The Barons currently sit 8th in the conference, only 1 point up on 9th but with 2 games in hand. Giroux is second in league scoring with 48 points in 44 games. Brad Moran is sitting 12th with 37 in 44 games. Reddox is third on the team in scoring with 33 in 37 games, and Omark is still at 31 in 28 games. Gerber is sitting at a .916 sv% and 2.58 GAA, while JDD is a .893 sv% and 3.12 GAA.

Oil Kings

Something that I’ve wanted to do for a while is include some Oil Kings stuff here. Will be much like the Barons update.
The Oil Kings currently sit in 7th in the conference. Michael St. Croix sits 18th in the league in scoring with 52 points in 43 games. Dylan Wruck and Jordan Hickmott are second and third in team scoring respectively with 50 and 44 points. Oilers prospect Abney only has 9 points in 34 games, and only 43 pims (team leader has 88).

Pools

Foiled Again

Rank Team Name Record
1 Team Haboiler 110-59-13
2 d0nkey.punch(gr8one) 96-66-20
3 The Burninators 96-69-17
4 Layin Pipe 93-68-21
5 chuckers puckers 92-72-18
6 mrgod2u 93-76-13
7 Majestyk 89-73-20
8 Johnny Odangles 82-70-30
9 Rampage (zackman35) 82-76-24
10 Racki’s Rumblers 82-81-19
11 RumRunners 73-91-18
12 DirtySexyMoney 72-96-14
13 Boston’s Boys 41-119-22
14 Oilers Jambalaya 36-121-25

Foiled Again Too

Rank Team Name Record
1 Racki’s Champions 100-64-18
2 HabOilersx2 98-69-15
3 Layin Pipe 83-80-19
4 mrs.gr80ne 83-81-18
5 SamusBrattus 83-83-16
6 YDNAR 81-85-16
7 awesomeness 77-85-20
8 dawgtoy 76-93-13
9 Metal Mulisha 70-87-25
10 d0nkey.punch(gr8one) 70-94-18

10 Responses to “Monday Morning Standings”

  1. Racki says:

    I was looking forward to this MMS because there should have been a write-up stating my triumphant climb from the basement of FOILED AGAIN TOO, to the penthouse of spot #1. But alas.. nothing. Oh well, here it is. Consider this me bragging, and likely jinxing myself!

    On the note of advertising… I’ve been checking our server stats (I now have the power to do so.. mu-ha-ha). I wouldn’t say “InMotion sucks balls”. They were right. I’m not happy with how they dealt with it, but the site was too hard on a shared hosting platform and would have lagged other websites on that shared server. We definitely needed an upgrade. I’m not even 100% sure that even on this new platform we still wouldn’t need an upgrade…

    So if we start doing ads, and we generate some good cash, that money will be going towards better servers.

    Don’t worry though, if we do advertise, we’ll make sure that it’s nothing too bad. Probably just porn ads and dong enlargement ads that take up your entire screen and don’t allow you to close them.

  2. NorwegianOiler says:

    Dong enlargement AND pictures like that one? Overkill.

    I was hoping the jersey change would mean going away from the retro…but alas, more retro. Fashion, regressive stuff. I hear Baroque is coming back soon.

    Sad state for Deslauriers, whose stats appear to mimic Khabibulin’s…

  3. chucker says:

    No ads for the ladies?

    As for the pool, I wish my guys would start scoring again. Every single guy is in a slump.

  4. Scarriere says:

    That was fricken funny! I also appreciate the candor on the update.
    You guys rock!

  5. chucker says:

    So how does that dong enlargement work? A…friend of mine wants to know. ;)

  6. Steve-O says:

    Ah ha ha ha ha

    Sound is a must…and flash.

  7. Oiler420 says:

    That blonde german beer girl is smokin’! No need for dong enlargement. :)
    Too bad last nights game was shieza!

  8. Oilwatcher says:

    You should watch kids Adrian Van de Mosselaer with the Edmonton Oil Kings. He is thde team leader with 88 PIMS. He is one tough SOB. In the last 3 games he has sidelined the captains of the Wheat Kings and the Warriors, and last night the assistant Captain of the Ice, all with hard hits. This follows a suspention just beforte Christmas (for hitting too hard). go on youtube and search mosselaer. you will se the hits
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xnEaMOq2Us
    here is one

  9. Steve-O says:

    Yeah, I remember seeing him play earlier in the year. I don’t get out to watch as many Oil Kings games as I would like but I might soon just based on the general crappiness of the Oilers.

    Anywhere you can find out if that kid is drafted? Hockey DB and the WHL site have nothing.

  10. Racki says:

    If Hockey DB doesn’t have a draft line for him then that means he wasn’t drafted. He may have been signed as a free agent though, but I’m going to assume that hasn’t happened either. But definitely undrafted.

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