By Trogdor, April 1, 2010 9:14 am

Peanut butter jelly time!

Jaromir Jagr was arrested and detained for questioning late last night in his home town of Kladno in the Czech Republic. A series of deaths and near fatalities have been linked to his peanut butter conglomerate. Apparently the labeling contains no warning that there are indeed peanuts in Jagr’s product and a bus full of tourists got so excited when they saw their hockey hero’s face on the jar that they all had to have a taste. Oddly 60% of those on the tour were highly allergic to peanut products. So far 4 deaths have occurred and 7 have been hospitalized. One survivor was quoted as saying that he, “thought that peanut meant almond in Czech…”  Mr Jagr was unavailable for comment.

5 Responses to “Don’t pass the butter…”

1. Ktown says:

   April 1, 2010 at 10:37 am  Ktown(Quote)

   LOL – that’s terrible… Hope he beats the rap… /sarcasm…

   Way better than the Dubnyk playing Centre rumor…
2. chucker says:

   April 1, 2010 at 11:06 am  chucker(Quote)

   Do you know where I can get some of that stuff?

   Is it organic though? I only eat organic.
3. chucker says:

   April 1, 2010 at 11:12 am  chucker(Quote)

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_v3CuWh0MM&feature=player_embedded Found this on Yahoo today. Marek pulls a Steve Smith.
4. RoboNerd says:

   April 1, 2010 at 4:53 pm  RoboNerd(Quote)

   In related news, John Freugelman, the man who dreamed up the now-famous pink Energizer bunny, has been arrested at his home on eight counts of battery.
5. Racki says:

   April 1, 2010 at 5:14 pm  Racki(Quote)

   *rimshot*