Monday Morning Standings – Wednesday edition.. d’oh!

By , March 31, 2010 11:41 am
Don't worry, the babe is down below, perverts...

Don't worry, the babe is down below, perverts...

In Oilers news, the Oil have now officially clinched dead last (thus the picture above). The skunk is symbolic of how smelly this season was. But hey.. Taylor Hall, bitches! (maybe)

In other news, the baby-Oilers (Springfield Falcons) have signed a UofA winger, according to the Edmonton Sun:

Former U of A Golden Bears winger Jesse Gimblett — who was dominant in the CIS nationals on the weekend — signed an AHL deal with the Springfield Falcons. He had 21 goals and 22 assists in 39 games with the Bears.


In the pool, Steve-O conquered Trogdor in an epic battle for the right to get hammered by me in the next round. Johnny O’Dangles eliminated Retro Chick in their quarterfinal match-up, and is currently facing gr8one. He is down 6-3, currently, and I have a commanding (hell yes!) 9-1 lead on Steve-O (but I expect that to change quickly).

Based on all our motorcycle talk lately, here is this weeks MMS girl:

Here you go, pre-verts!

Here you go, pre-verts!

CONFERENCE STANDINGS



East West
Team GP Pts Team GP Pts
z -  Washington Capitals 76 110 x -  San Jose Sharks 76 104
x -  Pittsburgh Penguins 76 95 x -  Chicago Blackhawks 75 99
x -  Buffalo Sabres 75 94 * -  Vancouver Canucks 76 96
x -  New Jersey Devils 76 94 x -  Phoenix Coyotes 77 100
Ottawa Senators 77 89 Nashville Predators 78 94
Philadelphia Flyers 76 82 Detroit Red Wings 76 93
Montréal Canadiens 76 82 Los Angeles Kings 76 92
Boston Bruins 76 82 Colorado Avalanche 75 89
Atlanta Thrashers 77 80 Calgary Flames 76 85
New York Rangers 76 78 St Louis Blues 76 83
Carolina Hurricanes 76 73 Anaheim Ducks 75 80
Florida Panthers 75 72 Minnesota Wild 76 80
New York Islanders 76 72 Dallas Stars 76 80
Tampa Bay Lightning 76 72 Columbus Blue Jackets 77 77
Toronto Maple Leafs 77 69 Edmonton Oilers 76 55

LEAGUE STANDINGS

NHL Overall
Team GP Pts
z -  Washington Capitals 76 110
x -  San Jose Sharks 76 104
x -  Phoenix Coyotes 77 100
x -  Chicago Blackhawks 75 99
Vancouver Canucks 76 96
x -  Pittsburgh Penguins 76 95
x -  Buffalo Sabres 75 94
x -  New Jersey Devils 76 94
Nashville Predators 78 94
Detroit Red Wings 76 93
Los Angeles Kings 76 92
Colorado Avalanche 75 89
Ottawa Senators 77 89
Calgary Flames 76 85
St Louis Blues 76 83
Philadelphia Flyers 76 82
Montréal Canadiens 76 82
Boston Bruins 76 82
Anaheim Ducks 75 80
Minnesota Wild 76 80
Dallas Stars 76 80
Atlanta Thrashers 77 80
New York Rangers 76 78
Columbus Blue Jackets 77 77
Carolina Hurricanes 76 73
Florida Panthers 75 72
New York Islanders 76 72
Tampa Bay Lightning 76 72
Toronto Maple Leafs 77 69
Edmonton Oilers 76 55


Legend
X – Clinched Playoff spot
Y – Clinched Division
Z – Clinched Conference

16 Responses to “Monday Morning Standings – Wednesday edition.. d’oh!”

  1. Steve-O says:

    MMS Girl is Steve-O approved.

  2. gr8one says:

    Steve-O: MMS Girl is Steve-O approved.

    I put my stamp of approval on her as well.

  3. gr8one says:

    just saw that the Oilers recalled Charles Linglet from Springfield, which I am curious to see how he looks.

    he’s a career minor leaguer it looks like, but he is leading Springfield in scoring and is a PPG player down there this season on a terrible team.

    http://oilers.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=523444

    Anyways, interesting they’re still not deciding to give Eberle a look.

  4. Racki says:

    Yah I saw that about Linglet. I thought he was an AHL lifer.

    And I suspect that they’re still searching for that magic power forward who will come in and have insta-chemistry. Seems they’ve been hunting for that all season, off and on.

    In a way too, there have been a lot of people banging the “don’t rush any more prospects!” drum, and this pretty much coincides with that, so it isn’t so bad.

  5. Racki says:

    So the Falcons have been bolstered quite a bit due to some CHL and NCAA backup. The Pilepline Show has a very good write up about it here:
    http://thepipelineshow.blogspot.com/2010/03/falcons-getting-more-help.html

  6. Steve-O says:

    According to the SUN today, they said they are probably trying to keep Eberle away from this shit show of a team until they can cut more dead weight or as the SUN put it, “Change the culture”

  7. MetalOil says:

    LOL The Oilers almost fooled me with the Top story on their website stating that Devon Dubnky will be playing center against the Stars on Friday :) once the morning fog cleared I realized what day it is :) They even have a whole video about it LOL.

  8. gr8one says:

    MetalOil: LOL The Oilers almost fooled me with the Top story on their website stating that Devon Dubnky will be playing center against the Stars on Friday once the morning fog cleared I realized what day it is They even have a whole video about it LOL.

    hahah…that was awesome, very well done video, HILARIOUS!

  9. Racki says:

    I like Strudwick’s comments on how Potulny has the body for goaltending, and how the tan could help him. lol

  10. gr8one says:

    yeah, and how Renney deadpanned everything to a T, he was almost believable.

  11. MetalOil says:

    Looks like our captain Ethan Moreau might be a healthy scratch vs the Stars.
    http://www.faceoff.com/Quinn+bench+captain+Moreau/2754280/story.html
    I really do not think Moreau brings much to the table and I also think that this has been a long time coming especially considering how Comrie has been rotated in and out of the lineup without due cause. Just because he wears the “C” should not mean he is immune to watching from the catwalk when his play dictates so.

  12. Bostonoiler says:

    I think him being a healthy scratch SCREAMS out that hes not coming back next season. I can’t see the Oilers bringing him back, I’d be happy with a 5th rounder for him.

  13. Racki says:

    I wouldn’t get too excited just yet. Could happen, might not though.. but it would be nice to see him sit a bit.

  14. Bostonoiler says:

    You honestly think with all this talk of change and those words coming from Tambi himself he will keep Moreau? I doubt it

  15. LateNightOilFan says:

    Absolutely loved that April Fool’s feature – couldn’t watch it until I got home from work, I can’t believe no one cracked up in the middle of those interviews!

    Racki – your Hemsky story was almost as good…sadly, I can picture that happening though.

  16. Racki says:

    Bostonoiler: You honestly think with all this talk of change and those words coming from Tambi himself he will keep Moreau? I doubt it

    I sure hope not, but stranger things have happened here.

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