Monday Morning Standings – Wednesday edition.. d’oh!

Don't worry, the babe is down below, perverts...
In Oilers news, the Oil have now officially clinched dead last (thus the picture above). The skunk is symbolic of how smelly this season was. But hey.. Taylor Hall, bitches! (maybe)
In other news, the baby-Oilers (Springfield Falcons) have signed a UofA winger, according to the Edmonton Sun:
Former U of A Golden Bears winger Jesse Gimblett — who was dominant in the CIS nationals on the weekend — signed an AHL deal with the Springfield Falcons. He had 21 goals and 22 assists in 39 games with the Bears.
